Watching Extra T.V. / Get your brother or sister to change the channel

WATCHING EXTRA T.V.

So you wanna watch some t.v. but mom and dad say to get off, use these tricks.

1. Say that you will watch no T.V. tommorow to make up for it. Works well when you're going to a friends house or a party the next day.

2. Stop Watching. It's sometimes likely they only want you to stop because they want to watch a show. After that, they'll stop watching. This usually happens between morning and afternoon.

3. Stop WATCHING T.V. and start PLAYING on your PS3, Xbox or whatever. If they get mad at you, explain the concept to them.

4. Go to your room or a room closeby and play loud music and read at the same time. When they tell you to knock it off, just say: ''I can't watch T.V., I can't listen to music, I can't read, what can I do?

5. Say OK and walk to your gramma's or your friend's house and watch T.V. there.

 GET YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Your brother or sister is watching T.V. and you want to watch another channel? Follow these steps

1. Say if they change it, you'll gice them some money, then mutter under you're breath ''In 101 years''.

2. Pull out the T.V. plug when they're not looking and when they ask you to fix it, plug it in and quickly change the channel, and say the channel they were watching has 'shutdown'.

3. Blackmail them with they're favourite trading card.

4. Seize control of the volume level! Put the T.V. on mute and then tell them that you better ask mom or dad. While they're gone, turn off the mute and change it to the channel you want to watch. Tell them you fixed it. Hopefully they won't notice.

5. Tell them to get off because you said so...

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Getting out of chores

1. Fake that you're really bad at the chore so you're parents will let you off
2. Do it the easy way, by not doing it properly. From a distance you will look like you're doing it.
3. Constantly get a glass of water every five minutes to make it look like you're tired and hungry.
4. Ask the same question about the thing you're doing every so often.
5. Make youself fall or hurt yourself while doing it.
6. For Vacuming: Just leave the vacume turned on while you're parents are out the room. Lie down near the vacume and keep the vacume under a table, sofe etc., and when you're parents come in, hold the vacume and make it look like you're doing the job!
7. For Mowing the Lawn: Slide a piece of wood under the lawnmower and slide it around. BE VERY CAREFUL THOUGH!. Turn it off if you know your parents can't hear it. I get serious splinters from this once.
8. Do it really lame and when someone comes to tell you your doing it wrong, say you're just trying your hardest.
9. Say that you'll do it tommorow.
10. Pour water down your forehead and come in to your parents saying you're too tired. It'll look like you're sweating!

If you're say you did a bad job, just say you did your best. =)

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