Getting out of chores

1. Fake that you're really bad at the chore so you're parents will let you off
2. Do it the easy way, by not doing it properly. From a distance you will look like you're doing it.
3. Constantly get a glass of water every five minutes to make it look like you're tired and hungry.
4. Ask the same question about the thing you're doing every so often.
5. Make youself fall or hurt yourself while doing it.
6. For Vacuming: Just leave the vacume turned on while you're parents are out the room. Lie down near the vacume and keep the vacume under a table, sofe etc., and when you're parents come in, hold the vacume and make it look like you're doing the job!
7. For Mowing the Lawn: Slide a piece of wood under the lawnmower and slide it around. BE VERY CAREFUL THOUGH!. Turn it off if you know your parents can't hear it. I get serious splinters from this once.
8. Do it really lame and when someone comes to tell you your doing it wrong, say you're just trying your hardest.
9. Say that you'll do it tommorow.
10. Pour water down your forehead and come in to your parents saying you're too tired. It'll look like you're sweating!

If you're say you did a bad job, just say you did your best. =)

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